[Verse]
Hey will you please check it out;
Im getting ready to move out;
Last minute, the clock is ticking;
but the new digs are quite sickening;

Ok now, Hurry, Pack your shit and do it fast;
I should have known this place wouldn’t last;
The bathtub looks like lockjaw is coming;
I barely think that the hot water is running;
My current walls are a piece of beauty art;
the new walls looked like someone shart;
I have always have paid my rent on time;
downgrading at same price should be a crime;
[Chorus]
Im being kicked out of my apartment;
Number 13A is what I currently rent;
I am very clean and I do not hoard;
but I am dealing with a crazy scum lord;
Im being kicked out of my apartment;
Number 13A is what I currently rent;
I am very clean and I do not hoard;
but I am dealing with a crazy scum lord;
[Verse]
I am making this song for my neighbor;
Who usually does hard manual labor;
She seems to need a little bit of butter;
To flavor mashed potatoes for her daughter;
Nope, she found another way to flavor;
So little Stella would enjoy and savor;
She did it all without a kitchen;
Thats why she is always bitch’in;
Its back to packing up my apartment;
Yes, I do have a lot of resentment;
I have to move into a crappy place;
Its nothing like my current space;
[Chorus]
Im being kicked out of my apartment;
Number 13A is what I currently rent;
I am very clean and I do not hoard;
but I am dealing with a crazy scum lord;
Im being kicked out of my apartment;
Number 13A is what I currently rent;
I am very clean and I do not hoard;
but I am dealing with a crazy scum lord;
[Bridge]
It is a bit fucked up that I have to move out;
They dont care about us, I have no doubt;
Now I have to change my home address;
Its a pain to do, I must confess
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[Chorus]
Im being kicked out of my apartment;
Number 13A is what I currently rent;
I am very clean and I do not hoard;
but I am dealing with a crazy scum lord;Last minute moves and coming undone;
None of this shit is even close to fun;
I guess I will just have to pull the cord;
And deal with my dumb ass scum lord;